Welcoming you home

napoleon vs. 1821


you, me and the unlikely story of the relationship that never was


the sleeping giant dislikes new york


don't open your mouth you gutless twat


logic and its greatest invention


there is no god but unicorns are pretty sweet


spreading the butter onto death


wake up just to fuck irish spring


your scene card has an expiration date


religion and the imploding world


digital love and internet


a happy marriage grew a beard


splicing wrists and welding one night stands


botox and the whore you re sleeping with (your face looks like a puckered asshole)


you had me at "you fucked her?"


sweet nothings are really just nothing you dense fucker


motionless sex


the portrait of a rapist


rainbows and gasto-intestinal surgery


glorified typewriters and my best friends suicide note


we got along so well when she died


air-plane bathrooms


pictures of us never turned out


good-bye break-up sex