Still Ill

In more ways than one. .... . .. . . .. ..

Super Duper

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This weird illness going around have hit me in a weird way. I have a sore throat and cough sometimes but I don't feel super sick. This morning I woke up with knots in my stomach, went to work, ate lunch and the knots got worse. I ended up bailing early due to the horrible mood my stomach put me in. I came home and took a 3 hour nap only to wake up still feeling like shit.

Absentee ballot is stamped and ready to go. I would love to go to Portland this weekend but instead I will be heading west to visit my mom for her b-day.

Few things in the works. That's about it.

Aint no joke.

I'm coughing but I don't feel really sick until the couch comes. It's like a part-time sickness and it's annoying as fuck. Either get me full on sick or fuck right off.

This weekend was full of righteous hang outs and oh so close blackouts. I'm excited for the sun to stay out longer. I'm into that-can't you tell?

Some of the simplest words can give you chills

Don't cry over spilled....Yogurt?

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So, the morning started off a bit....weak. I walked into work with my usual swagger, and opened my backpack and pulled out my laptop. As I sat it down, I noticed something wet and gooey all over it. It was yogurt! I thought someone might have throw away from Yogurt in my trash and it splattered a bit but I feared the worst. I turned to my backpack and peaked in to see the yogurt busted all over the place.

I was gutted.

Not only was my laptop in the bag, but also a book, camera, disposable camera, two moleskins, ipod in case, headphones and a few other things. The next hour was spent cleaning out my backpack and the contents within.

I dryed the book and cleaned everything off. The backpack stinks and the book is sticky. Bummer.

Bathroom Chronicals V. 1.0

In my time working for Corporate America, I have noticed and experienced the weirdness of the workplace bathrooms. First, I will give you a slight background on myself: 1. I do not drop deuces in public restrooms. You may think this is childish and dumb but the stories that will follow will give you good reason to understand why I do not and WILL NOT do the deed. 2. I will not use urinals anymore.

I will start from current and then track back through the nightmares of the workplace bathroom.

I don't know if it's me, but I have expiercies the most awkward situations in the bathroom and today was not an exception. I was running late for work meeting and I didn't have time to drop off my bag at my desk and I really needed to pee pretty bad. I walk into the bathroom and head for the enclosed stall and I thought I locked the door but I guess it didn't all the way. As I start to pee, I hear someone walk in and come up to my door. I hear the door open and I'm like, "Excuse me, someone is in here." and the person taps my shoulder, mind you while I'm still peeing and said, " I'd really like to use this stall when you are done so can you let me know when you are finished?" I said, "Please shut the fucking door."

As I finish, I'm stunned at this guys gall to open the door, while I'm pissing and start talking to me. I really couldn't believe it. And to even ask for that stall? Get the fuck out.

So I open the door and see him standing there. I gave him a long stare and go to wash my hands and he is still standing by the wall. I say, "The stall is free now." and he says, "I'm just waiting for you too leave."

I didn't even know what to say. By the time I was done washing my hands, I see him walk to the stall and close the door and at that time, a group of people come in and I hear the guy in the stall say, "GODAMNIT, I CAN'T DO THIS." I was a little weirded out and then noticed him leave the stall and storm out of the bathroom.

I thought to myself, it's good to see someone with bigger bathroom issues than just myself.

What a weird way to start off the week.