Monday, January 28, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Don't cry over spilled....Yogurt?
So, the morning started off a bit....weak. I walked into work with my usual swagger, and opened my backpack and pulled out my laptop. As I sat it down, I noticed something wet and gooey all over it. It was yogurt! I thought someone might have throw away from Yogurt in my trash and it splattered a bit but I feared the worst. I turned to my backpack and peaked in to see the yogurt busted all over the place.
I was gutted.
Not only was my laptop in the bag, but also a book, camera, disposable camera, two moleskins, ipod in case, headphones and a few other things. The next hour was spent cleaning out my backpack and the contents within.
I dryed the book and cleaned everything off. The backpack stinks and the book is sticky. Bummer.
I was gutted.
Not only was my laptop in the bag, but also a book, camera, disposable camera, two moleskins, ipod in case, headphones and a few other things. The next hour was spent cleaning out my backpack and the contents within.
I dryed the book and cleaned everything off. The backpack stinks and the book is sticky. Bummer.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Bathroom Chronicals V. 1.0
In my time working for Corporate America, I have noticed and experienced the weirdness of the workplace bathrooms. First, I will give you a slight background on myself: 1. I do not drop deuces in public restrooms. You may think this is childish and dumb but the stories that will follow will give you good reason to understand why I do not and WILL NOT do the deed. 2. I will not use urinals anymore.
I will start from current and then track back through the nightmares of the workplace bathroom.
I don't know if it's me, but I have expiercies the most awkward situations in the bathroom and today was not an exception. I was running late for work meeting and I didn't have time to drop off my bag at my desk and I really needed to pee pretty bad. I walk into the bathroom and head for the enclosed stall and I thought I locked the door but I guess it didn't all the way. As I start to pee, I hear someone walk in and come up to my door. I hear the door open and I'm like, "Excuse me, someone is in here." and the person taps my shoulder, mind you while I'm still peeing and said, " I'd really like to use this stall when you are done so can you let me know when you are finished?" I said, "Please shut the fucking door."
As I finish, I'm stunned at this guys gall to open the door, while I'm pissing and start talking to me. I really couldn't believe it. And to even ask for that stall? Get the fuck out.
So I open the door and see him standing there. I gave him a long stare and go to wash my hands and he is still standing by the wall. I say, "The stall is free now." and he says, "I'm just waiting for you too leave."
I didn't even know what to say. By the time I was done washing my hands, I see him walk to the stall and close the door and at that time, a group of people come in and I hear the guy in the stall say, "GODAMNIT, I CAN'T DO THIS." I was a little weirded out and then noticed him leave the stall and storm out of the bathroom.
I thought to myself, it's good to see someone with bigger bathroom issues than just myself.
What a weird way to start off the week.
I will start from current and then track back through the nightmares of the workplace bathroom.
I don't know if it's me, but I have expiercies the most awkward situations in the bathroom and today was not an exception. I was running late for work meeting and I didn't have time to drop off my bag at my desk and I really needed to pee pretty bad. I walk into the bathroom and head for the enclosed stall and I thought I locked the door but I guess it didn't all the way. As I start to pee, I hear someone walk in and come up to my door. I hear the door open and I'm like, "Excuse me, someone is in here." and the person taps my shoulder, mind you while I'm still peeing and said, " I'd really like to use this stall when you are done so can you let me know when you are finished?" I said, "Please shut the fucking door."
As I finish, I'm stunned at this guys gall to open the door, while I'm pissing and start talking to me. I really couldn't believe it. And to even ask for that stall? Get the fuck out.
So I open the door and see him standing there. I gave him a long stare and go to wash my hands and he is still standing by the wall. I say, "The stall is free now." and he says, "I'm just waiting for you too leave."
I didn't even know what to say. By the time I was done washing my hands, I see him walk to the stall and close the door and at that time, a group of people come in and I hear the guy in the stall say, "GODAMNIT, I CAN'T DO THIS." I was a little weirded out and then noticed him leave the stall and storm out of the bathroom.
I thought to myself, it's good to see someone with bigger bathroom issues than just myself.
What a weird way to start off the week.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
can't fight the feeling
A long weekend comes to an end-most of it was enjoyed while riding bikes.
So, the new Anderson movie, There Will Be Blood is probably the best movie I have seen in a really really long time. I have stopped saying that it is the best movie I have seen in 5 years because thats really hard to say. Either way, it was fucking fantastic.
Moving on...
I'm going to try to accomplish some goals this year. One has already failed but I'm still going to try it. Project 365. A photo project where you take a photo a day. I'm already 13 days pasted but I think I will try and do maybe 351!
Second: I'm going to see if I can make a tank of gas last a whole month. Again, I have already failed with the first fill up but I'm going to try it on 15 dollars worth of gas. We shall see.
Third: It's a real easy one-I just got a scanner so I'm going to try and scan all my old photos. May take forever but it'll sure boost my Flickr portfolio!
and that's about it.
So, the new Anderson movie, There Will Be Blood is probably the best movie I have seen in a really really long time. I have stopped saying that it is the best movie I have seen in 5 years because thats really hard to say. Either way, it was fucking fantastic.
Moving on...
I'm going to try to accomplish some goals this year. One has already failed but I'm still going to try it. Project 365. A photo project where you take a photo a day. I'm already 13 days pasted but I think I will try and do maybe 351!
Second: I'm going to see if I can make a tank of gas last a whole month. Again, I have already failed with the first fill up but I'm going to try it on 15 dollars worth of gas. We shall see.
Third: It's a real easy one-I just got a scanner so I'm going to try and scan all my old photos. May take forever but it'll sure boost my Flickr portfolio!
and that's about it.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
200hate
1) Was 2007 a good year for you?
Yeah, it was a fun year
2) What was your favorite moment of the year?
Europe, bikes, friends....
3) What was your least favorite moment of the year?
still not getting back in the groove
4) Where were you when 2007 began?
eastlake
5) Who were you with?
friends and family
6) Where will you be when 2007 ends?
greenwood
7) Who will you be with when 2007 ends?
friends and family
8) Did you keep your new years resolution of 2007?
i dont do resoultions
9) Do you have a new year’s resolution for 2008?
see above
10) Did you fall in love in 2007?
always
11) If yes, with who?
hot sauce mama
12) If yes, do they know?
they better
14) You regret it?
hell no
15) Did you breakup with anyone in 2007?
no
16) Did you make any new friends in 2007?
tons
17) Who are your favorites?
all of them
18) What was your favorite month(s) of 2007?
june through august
19) Did you travel outside of the US in 2007?
yeah
20) How many different states did you travel to in 2007?
three
21) Did you lose anybody close to you in 2007?
not really
22) Did you miss anybody in the past year?
yeah
23) What was your favorite movie that you saw in 2007?
no country for old men
24) What was your favorite song from 2007?
anything by t-pain
25) What was your favorite record from 2007?
da drought tree, bitch
26) How many concerts did you see in 2007?
bunch
27) Did you have a favorite concert in 2007?
wu tang and MIA
28) Did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2007?
lots
29) Did you do a lot of drugs in 2007?
hugz not drugz
30) How many people did you sleep with in 2007?
72
31) Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year?
neverrrrr
33) What was the worst lie someone told you in 2007?
too many good ones
34) Did you treat somebody badly in 2007?
i hope not!
35) Did somebody treat you badly in 2007?
some
36) How much money did you spend in 2007?
all of it
37) What was your proudest moment of 2007?
hmmm...i dunno
38) What was your most embarrassing moment of 2007?
nothing really.
39) If you could go back in time to any moment of 2007 and change it what would it be?
eat more food
40) What are your plans for 2008?
ride more.
Yeah, it was a fun year
2) What was your favorite moment of the year?
Europe, bikes, friends....
3) What was your least favorite moment of the year?
still not getting back in the groove
4) Where were you when 2007 began?
eastlake
5) Who were you with?
friends and family
6) Where will you be when 2007 ends?
greenwood
7) Who will you be with when 2007 ends?
friends and family
8) Did you keep your new years resolution of 2007?
i dont do resoultions
9) Do you have a new year’s resolution for 2008?
see above
10) Did you fall in love in 2007?
always
11) If yes, with who?
hot sauce mama
12) If yes, do they know?
they better
14) You regret it?
hell no
15) Did you breakup with anyone in 2007?
no
16) Did you make any new friends in 2007?
tons
17) Who are your favorites?
all of them
18) What was your favorite month(s) of 2007?
june through august
19) Did you travel outside of the US in 2007?
yeah
20) How many different states did you travel to in 2007?
three
21) Did you lose anybody close to you in 2007?
not really
22) Did you miss anybody in the past year?
yeah
23) What was your favorite movie that you saw in 2007?
no country for old men
24) What was your favorite song from 2007?
anything by t-pain
25) What was your favorite record from 2007?
da drought tree, bitch
26) How many concerts did you see in 2007?
bunch
27) Did you have a favorite concert in 2007?
wu tang and MIA
28) Did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2007?
lots
29) Did you do a lot of drugs in 2007?
hugz not drugz
30) How many people did you sleep with in 2007?
72
31) Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year?
neverrrrr
33) What was the worst lie someone told you in 2007?
too many good ones
34) Did you treat somebody badly in 2007?
i hope not!
35) Did somebody treat you badly in 2007?
some
36) How much money did you spend in 2007?
all of it
37) What was your proudest moment of 2007?
hmmm...i dunno
38) What was your most embarrassing moment of 2007?
nothing really.
39) If you could go back in time to any moment of 2007 and change it what would it be?
eat more food
40) What are your plans for 2008?
ride more.
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